March 8th, 2010

Things what I have learnt so far at college

1. It doesn't matter how many times you tell someone where the yoghurt pots are, they will still forget and then tell everyone you're a bitch when you get annoyed.

2. People called Bernadette don't always like being called Bernie

3. Stealing someone's car keys and putting a faceless doll on the drivers seat will not be seen as funny by everyone, even if the owner of the car doesn't mind.

4. It's very difficult to get thrown off an access course at Batley school of art.

5. Being on probation and smoking dope every day will probably end up with you going back to prison.

6. First impressions of people are ALWAYS right, even if you thought you were wrong.

7. Lots of people don't clean up after themselves, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

8. Artists who teach on the side are odd, and don't really care about their students.

9. Not everyone realises that you can't just make a jacket in an afternoon when you don't even know how a sewing machine works

10. Some people don't understand the difference between auto focus and manual focus on cameras, even after you explain it to them five times.