June 9th, 2008

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I just found out Toby Shit* gave a pube to Ellie** at a party. this doesn't surprise me, but it does make me hope a little bit more that he's in the 'dead in a ditch at 22' category (as opposed to the 'wildly successful and eccentric' one as feared)

*the dickhead who asked me to sleep with him (after 3 months of making my life a misery by playing games with me at the age of 15), and then kicked me outside when i refused

**the silly girl who told me that as Toby had rejected me when i wouldn't sleep with him as i'm fat, that i should lose weight and win him back. she's now telling me i had a lucky escape.